wdw-girl:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

Parks & Recreation: College Years

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alt-j:

idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old

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riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

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magekin:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

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Fanfiction problems:

theartisticfool:

thouartfucked:

You want to read the story again. It was well written, and the plot was genius.You remember everything about the story. Except the title and author.

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hotguysandpizza:

in english class we had to write a ghost story and i wrote down a supernatural episode and my teacher complimented me for my imagination

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